Blogging Your Brand

Blogging Your Brand
Jan 31, 2009, 10:00AM to 2:00PM

Location New York, NY USA
Cost free
Dress business casual
Address
Columbia University
Morningside Campus
Room to be announced.

Details
A workshop that will teach you how to use the blogosphere to maximize the potential of your personal and professional brand. Participants will learn how to most effectively position themselves and their message, in the ever-changing online landscape.

Please visit http://www.ce.columbia.edu/stratcomm for more information and to R.S.V.P. for the event.

Keli Goff is an author and political analyst. As an expert on youth and minority voters, she has emerged as one of the most in demand pundits of the 2008 presidential election cycle. A popular blogger and commentator she is recognized for her ability to effortlessly traverse the worlds of politics and pop culture.

Et tu, Careerbuilder?

I’ve never been responsible for creating a TV spot for an online job search site but apparently it’s one of the daunting tasks imaginable.  TheLadders was universally panned for their latest efforts and on the tail of that catastrophe, CareerBuilder (the decidedly low end job board) unleashed their latest SuperBowl ad in their daily spam update today:

Never mind the jarring, relentlessly repetitive tone of the 1 minute too long TV spot, I think it completely misses the mark in today’s economic climate.  This is not the late 90s where one can safely just up and quit an annoying job knowing a potentially better one (with a signing bonus to boot) is waiting to be had.  With talk of our recession devolving into a depression, job hopping is a luxury most can’t afford.

In an era where most corporations have already gone above and beyond the call of duty to diminish the dignity of the American worker, we don’t need ads that basically scream, “You’re a loser working a dead end job.”  Furthermore, I understand the need for edgy humor, after all this is a SuperBowl ad, but punching a bespectacled koala is the best they could come up with?

Finally, the ad tells me nothing about the types of jobs available on CareerBuilder or the caliber of companies who advertise.  Assurance that legitimate companies that offer, you know, like benefits and stuff would be more of an incentive to actually view the site.  But I suppose legitimacy is too much to ask for from a site that sends me daily confirmation that I’m already pre-qualified for an interview for a salesperson job at Tri-State Honda!

Bait and Switch

It all started on November 17th when a 3rd party recruiter contacted me out of the blue (presumably via my LinkedIn profile) and wondered if I might have any interest in an NYC based Director of Marketing opportunity for a growing, private company in practically a recession proof sector.  I was delighted since that very title was on my short list of career goals.  The traits emphasized in the lengthy job description dovetailed with my interests as well, for example:

Opportunity
[Young, growing organization] is seeking a Director Of Marketing Operations with significant direct and interactive marketing experience. This individual will assist in the management of the marketing operations of their portfolio companies, working closely with the current Marketing Manager and CEO in developing and executing the strategies for their portfolio companies. In support of the company’s continued growth, it recognizes the need to better formalize and manage campaign development and implementation, while at the same time instituting appropriate, disciplined and consistent metrics.

Position Summary
The Director of Marketing Operations will play an integral role in maximizing the company’s marketing assets and provide the vision and implementation of end-to-end processes to ensure marketing optimization. This person will be responsible for creating and managing a measurable and trackable Return on Marketing Investment (ROMI) throughout the organization, resulting in improved marketing effectiveness.

Don't let this man interview you!

Don't let this man interview you!

The first interview with the hiring manager in November went very well as we went through the job description line by line and discussed all my applicable talents.  I was even assured through out the holiday season that they would get back in touch for a second interview.  When I finally met them again, the line of questioning had changed.  The hiring manager and his baby-faced colleague were more interested in my technical skills than anything I’d have to offer from a marketing strategy standpoint.  This didn’t set off any alarms right away since I’m nothing if not versatile and I definitely enjoy the actual implementation aspects of campaign execution. 

However, the meeting grew even more tangential as the manager inexplicably name dropped “Mr. Trump” and a project they were working on and how revenues were projected to be in the $40mm range.  At the time, I thought it was merely tacky but rationalized that he might have wanted to prove to a potential hire that they were in fact, on the up and up.  As the interview wrapped up, they reassured me that I had renewed their interest and I’d hear back soon.

Sure enough the next day, I was contacted for references and asked if I might be interested in a contracting position since that would be a unique opportunity for both parties to “try before they buy.”  The original job deception, excuse me, description was rendered a complete work of fiction since they found time to re-org since our last meeting! Not wanting to rule anything out in this economy, I reluctantly said I was open to it even though my own interest had all but waned.  The hourly consulting fee they offered was a full 25% less than my asking rate which they were fully aware of in November!  When I said that was an unacceptable offer, I was assured that there would be “employee stock options” at which point I made a mental note to buy a new phone because the model I was on didn’t have a mute button which was sorely needed to muffle my laughter!  I lived through the 90s and I know how the employee stock option story line ends!

All is not lost though.  I’ve already made it to the 2nd round at not one but two organizations in 2009 which has kept my interviewing skills sharp and the realization that I might be forced to contend with equally ridiculous offers in the future without a mute button at my disposal was the perfect excuse to treat myself to a BlackBerry today!

Go Red for Women Benefit in NYC Feb 6th

Hosts: Rupa & Neha
Type: Party – Benefit
Date: Friday, February 6, 2009
Time: 6:00pm – 9:00pm

Location:
Rubin Museum of Art
150 West 17th Street (corner of 7th Ave)
New York, NY

Description:
It’s National Go Red for Women Day!

Come out and support stronger and healthier hearts for women and what better time to do it than just in time for Valentine’s Day?

PLEASE WEAR RED in some form or the other to show YOUR SUPPORT and YES that means THE GENTLEMEN, too….

By wearing red and making a small donation, you’ll help the American Heart Association support ongoing research and education about women and heart disease.

Looking forward to seeing you there! If you have any questions, please e-mail me at ThatsMyMOBlog@gmail.com.

Thanks in advance for your support of this worthwhile cause.

Those god-awful ads for TheLadders

Just in case, you’re one of the fortunate few who haven’t yet seen TheLadders‘ latest ad, here it is for the sake of discussion:

Isn’t it the most off-putting, juvenile ad you’ve ever seen? How could a supposedly premium professional, executive job search site conceive of, or more likely approve of, something so crass and decidedly unprofessional? In the not so distant past they used a slightly different approach (“When you let everyone play…nobody wins.”). The tennis ad still wasn’t a work of genius but it communicated their unique value proposition none too subtly – a smaller playing field greatly improves your odds as a job seeker unlike what you’ll encounter on the free for all sites, Monster, Careerbuilder, etc.

Whereas the latest ad encourages the 6 figure+ crowd to thump their chests and applaud themselves for being “big talent.” I admit, I was probably the last of my circle of peers to join the 6 figure club (much to my chagrin) and if I saw this ad while still making under $99,999, I would be too put off to join once I crossed the threshold. Is anyone naive enough to equate big money with big talent anymore? Furthermore, is 6 figures really an appropriate demarcation by today’s standards, particularly in the large urban centers that are most likely the target market? It’s barely enough to eat in the NYC area; in fact it’s embarrassingly reminiscent of Dr. Evil’s misguided notion that $1,000,000 was still worth a lot of money in 1997.

They have a slightly less off putting ad out right now, “Chairs” which features game hunters bypassing those wobbly, wholesale swivel chairs in favor of a plump, leather executive chair. Never mind their ineffective advertising strategy, I started to question the value of their service altogether. Thus far, I’ve found employment a variety of ways:

•1st job at an international freight carrier – NY Times ad
•2nd job at an international freight consolidator – hired by a customer of company #1
•3rd job at a dotcom startup – Career Fair advertised in the NY Times
•4th job at a respectable textbook publisher – NY Times ad
•5th job at an equally respectable publisher – hired by the company that bought out company #4
•6th job at a Big 4 consultancy – Monster.com ad
•7th job at a Pharmaceutical ad agency – Industry specific recruiter
•8th job at a large, North American retailer – Monster.com ad
•9th job at an international ERP company – Recruiter’s ad on the DMA website

Notice that most of them were free, save for the Sunday Times which I would’ve bought regardless of whether I was job hunting or not. Now I’ve been a paying member of TheLadders since April 2008 at $30/month which brings my total investment (tongue planted firmly in cheek) to $300. To date, I’ve only gone a grand total of 1 (one) interview through the site. It was for a VP position where the interview lasted all of 30 minutes. I invite you to draw your own conclusions as to the caliber of companies using that site.

Now excuse me while I go unsubscribe, unless anyone out there can provide a single compelling reason to continue?

Mediabistro.com Freelancer Party in New York

Cost free

Dress casual

Details Please join mediabistro.com for our Freelancer Party!

What: Drinks + conversation

Who: Freelance professionals

Why: To bring about greater community among freelance professionals and to have a chance to win our raffle for a one-year Freelance Marketplace membership!

When: Tuesday, January 27, 6:30 – 8:30 pm

Where:
Bar 13
35 East 13th Street
at University Place
New York, NY 10003

Food/Drink: 2 for 1 drink specials + complimentary appetizers

Hosted by: mediabistro.com membership director Greg Horowitz

The mediabistro.com story
Over 10 years ago, mediabistro.com began with a series of events for New York media professionals. Today, the website has spread internationally and is one of the best resources for media and content professionals to better their education, find jobs, get daily media news, and connect with each other. Over 1.9 million unique media and content professionals visit mediabistro.com more than 7.5 million times every month.

RSVPs ARE REQUIRED.
This event is for full-time media professionals. If you’d like to invite your colleagues, please ask them to RSVP separately.

http://www.mediabistro.com/events/view_event.asp?id=11651

123Print redeems themselves, sort of…

“Free-wheeling bloggers can boost your product – or destroy it. Either way, they’ve become a force business can’t afford to ignore.”

David Kirkpatrick, Fortune

I recently placed a business card order with 123Print which was less than satisfactorily fulfilled. Luckily, the vendor seemed to be aware of the principles outlined in the Fortune article, “Why There’s No Escaping the Blog.” Their customer service instant chat feature couldn’t be easier to use and I was able to secure a free replacement order within seconds.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with ‘Amanda’

Amanda: How may I help you today?
NM: Hello Amanda
NM: I recently placed an order for Business Cards
NM: but the quality did not match the PDF proof online
Amanda: May I have your order # please so that I can better assist you? If you do not have it available I can also use your email address to locate your order.
NM: please use my e-mail address, I can’t find the order confirmation email
Amanda: I found it, what seems to be the problem?
NM: The proof was blue
NM: but the actual cards are teal and the printing is streaky and spotty
Amanda: we do apologize for the inconvenience. We will send you a replacement order at our expense by UPS. It should arrive no later than Tues. 1-27
Amanda: you can throw away the cards you received from us
NM: thank you for your help
Amanda: you are very welcome..have a great day!
NM: you too
Amanda: thank you
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.